18 November 2009

Question: What is the Largest Organ in the Human Body?

It's the skin of course.  
For those of you who have had anatomy.. you probably beat me to answering the question.

So one of the biggest changes I have been noticing has to do with my skin.  Yeah I know I am approaching old crow age; but that doesn't mean I don't want to have nice skin.  In fact, I tend to obsess about it (alot).  I have every cream, serum and exfoliating technique that money can buy.  I visit spas and the dermatologist for micro dermabrasions, skin peels, lasers etc.  I take Biotin, and Omega X's.  I spend oodles of dollars to combat the wrinkles.  I have had shots, and nips, and a few tucks. I am the only person that uses SPF 90000 in the summer. I shade my face from the sun.  I DON'T WANT WRINKLES.

Ok, so I think I am doing myself a favor by loosing a few pounds and ZAP.. creepy, wrinkly skin appears...  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
But yes, its there... being fat makes you look younger (at least in the face).
So now I am dwelling onthe lines in my neck.
They say the hands and necks are the first to show your age.  I am constantly lathering my self up good, each night I use my clarsonic and serums.  Please tell me this stuff snaps back into shape.  At the rate I am going I will turn into a Sharpei (you know the wrinkle puppy).

Oh well.. I guess plastic surgery will be inevitable.. I better start saving..

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