01 August 2010

A Yuck Yuck to Start Your Week...

This one is courtesy of my mom:

Three Women (two younger and one senior citizen) were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound..
The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.
"THAT was my pager", she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".

A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When She finished, she explained, THAT was my mobile phone.
I have a microchip in my hand.'

The Older Woman Felt Very Low -Tech
But not to be out done...she decided she HAD to do something Just As Impressive.  
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her REAR END.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her..

The Older Woman looked at the two younger women and said,
"Well, well .. will  you look at  that....I'm Getting A Fax!!!"


  1. LOL... Technology humor. *M*

  2. Thanks. I've been on vacation this past week and am NOT looking forward to going back to work tomorrow. :(

  3. I needed that!!! Thanks for the laugh :)