As I pursue my journey to lose lbs..
I can't help but gaze into the mirror and say
My god how I have aged over the last few months.
The old girl looks like she needs an overhaul.
I mean all of me.
Some things are sagging
Some things just hang
The hair could use a protein and shine boost.
and the lips.. well I think they could use some plumping.
Come to think of it so could the girls use some inflation and lifting.
Hey, while I am thinking of it maybe just a nip here, tuck there around the pooch.
Might as well get some botox across those brows
And perhaps just some filler around the eyes
Nails are looking like hell.. tips would be good.
Maybe just a laser blast on those spider veins and
why not do some lipo on those arms.
You know.. the hell with it!!
I am perfect the way I am..