Today was doc day!!
So in dramatic style I sported a beautiful paisley scarf that I wrapped around my bruised neck about 3 times.
I then donned a pair of wrap around (old fart looking) sunglasses
And then pulled out my smith and hawkin wide brimmed gardening hat.
Oh yes, in my mind I was thinking Jackie O, but the mirror was screaming back " you look like an old lady with a screw loose:.
WTF, I had to get to the doctors and on Time!
So off I went, I put lipstick on and took down the roof on my new car and blared Garth Brooks..
So once at the doctors they rush you in so no one in the waiting room can catch a good look at how god awful you really look, I mean scary rainbow colored bruised looking.. but you know what... I am so glad I made this decision.. honestly I have been sneak peeking at everything. Neck is tight and firm (no sea gullet); eye brows nice and open. eye lids (ok, had the sutures out so I am not going to say they look swell, BUT in a week or two there will be no puffiness, the scars are tucked into the fold of the eyelid when open. The lower lids are swollen and bruise and I cant see much difference.
The Sculptua has rounded out my facial cheeks and alas the boobs..
As plump and round, The scars around the nipple are kind of scrunched.. but the doc tells me these will flatten out as the breasts drop..
And Steph all systems are go with using the bruise and scar cream.. I am slathering UP baby!
Speaking of dropping.. I AM NOW COMMANDED TO GO BRA LESS FOR 6 WEEKS.. the only thing I am to wear is a band around the upper part of my chest. It will take two weeks for them to drop, but 6 full months for full recovery. So I will feel great when they (Thelma and Louise) look great.
Alright, on to other adventures.
Last week AC Unit #1, went on the blink.. repair man called out the day before surgery, fat check written.. on to living life.
Return home from hospital on Monday to find.. NO HOT WATER.. Hot water heater went on the blink.. great.. love walking around sweaty smelly with that hospital disinfectant lingering fragrances.
Hello its Tuesday, its hot as hell outside... Hey lets see if AC Unit# 2 can make us a littler cooler cause its feeling warm inside.. Oh wait.. nothing is coming out what the #()$*#)(*)n now this unit doesn't work.
Call repairman... whats that you say.. you cant come until Thursday.. and that's a maybe... well I will be sitting here sweating my stinky bruised sticky ass off. So a rose by any other name is called a SKUNK!!
and there you have it.. maybe tomorrow I will get some courage to snap partial booby shot.. Did I tell you I really like them!!