The adventures of me continues...
Yesterday was pre-op visit to the hospital where they give you the big run down of the do's and don'ts, can and can'ts, and Yes and No's prior to surgery.
No valuables of any kind
No this and No that!!
Alright I get it..
And most importantly NO TIGHT UNDERWEAR or Clothes.
I was advised to wear loose fitting garments and the largest underwear I own. (DAMN why did I throw my granny panties away).
And of course comes the obligatory and you know you won't be able to have SEX for weeks..
Um.. OK.. do I look sex starved!!!
I responded ... NO PROBLEM!!!!
I really wanted to ask the old bitty who was giving me the run down .. "Does that mean ALL kinds of "No Sex" or just "Certain Kinds of No Sex".... but I didnt want her to go into cardiac arrest..
In the mean time... I find myself glancing at the calendar knowing that it is T minus 11 days...
And convince myself.. it's all going to be good..