15 June 2012
Dear IT (Information Technology): thank you for screwing up the email migration and making my life miserable.. how can I ever repay you.. (NOT).
Dear Nutso Neighbor NextDoor: Do you ever step outside of your mulch bed.. you win.. I have way more weeds than you..
Dear Ben and Jerry: Thank you for making the flavor Cherry Garcia in frozen yogurt now, so when I eat the entire container I only feel half guilty.
Dear Weatherman: How do you manage to keep your job, you are never right, yet every day you go on and say the wrong forecast.
Dear PowerBall Number Picker: Why do you never pick my numbers?
Dear Baby Toe on my Left Foot: Thank you for getting better so I can now wear my new sandals
Dear Grey Goose: Just .. thank you..
Posted by Barbara at 11:39 AM