THERE IS NO FREAKIN' JUNK FOOD ANYWHERE TO BE FOUND!!!
I have walked in and out of the pantry at least 5 times, trying to remember where some of my secret hiding spots were in hopes of finding something old but still in tact and edible.
NO LUCK.
There is an unopened bag of semi sweet choc chips.. but no that would leave evidence!!
NO CHIPS, NO COOKIES, NO CANDY, NO ICE CREAM..
NADA.
I even opened and closed the fridge several times thinking something would magically appear like it does in those Bud light commercials..
ZIP
So what is my Band Karma telling me??
GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!
I will admit to dipping a spoon in peanut butter and then into chocolate chips in times of extreme need! Sad but true ~shrugs~
ReplyDeleteStep awayyyyyy from the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteTime for something healthy (nuts?) or a nice glass of wwwwwwwwwwwater (I wanted to say wine, really I did).
When this happens to me I feel so thankful I live in the sticks! The are no stores or fast food anywhere nearby. BUT, man am I a total bitch when I am craving sweets.
ReplyDeleteHope it passes soon for you.
I would have eaten the whole bag of chocolate chips, then wrapped the bag in paper towel and then thrown it out underneath other garbage. Soooo...yay for you for NOT doing THAT!!
ReplyDeleteOh i've so eaten choc chips straight from the bag.. :0) good for you on not giving in to the chocolate temptation!!
ReplyDeleteOh Barbara I hate that feeling. The thing is, I usually find that the craving passes and then I realize it wasn't such a big deal and I'm proud of myself for sticking it out. Oddly, when the next craving hits, in the middle of it, I'm still a madwoman searching for sweets. Funny how your mind abandons you when you need it most.
ReplyDeleteGood for you for stepping out of the kitchen. Get a manicure, or a massage, or something...
lol-- Karma's a bitch, but not such a bitch as to call you a fat ass.
ReplyDeleteShut up, Karma.
and lol to Jen's remark above about peanut butter and chocolate...
Sounds like you planned ahead and stashed things so well, you forget where they are!! lol. Frustrating when you really want something but hey, good for you in the long run. You make me laugh xx
ReplyDeleteShrinking Mommy had a good idea about writing down what you're FEELING when you get that way. I have a difficult time even recognizing it's happening. But, if you are able to do recognize what you're doing in the moment... it might be good to look at what's going on at a deeper level and write it down. I hope to be able to get to that point!
ReplyDeleteSome really good ideas from dipping the peanunt butter in the choc chips - to getting in touch with my feelings - to the devilish suggesting of wrapping the bag and hiding it in the trash.. (sneaky)...
ReplyDeleteAre we allowed to chew gum with the band? When I feel like snacking I chew some mint gum. Or I have a cup of coffee (decaf if too late in the day). Of course the best thing to do is to get as far away from the kitchen as possible and get involved in some other activity - blogging perhaps. :-)
ReplyDeleteThx for the lovely and supportive comments!!
ReplyDeletexoxo V
Yes it is telling you to get out of the kitchen,....but do not drive to the shops to get something either.
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