First my hair DID look great.
But what a frickin' day.
I didn't get to sleep until 3 am this morning.
I set the alarm for 6 am.
Because ... I had to leave by 8 am to get to the salon on time, so I was fairly exhausted when I woke up.
Yeah.. exhausted or stupid.. you pick.
Right at 6 am, I jumped into the shower.. ready for the day.
After a good hot shower.. I went to put my contacts in.. mainly because I can not see Sh*t without them.
I always give them a good cleaning before plopping them into my eyes.
Apparently my eye contact easy rub solution and the eye contact overnight cleaning solution have the same size and color bottle.
So after my shower (butt naked) I grabbed what I thought was the right bottle.. NOT.
Half asleep, I soaked my left contact in some rather caustic solution and plopped it into my eye and then
It was eye burning like a MO FO!!..
My first instinct was to splash water. but it was still burning.. so I went running out the bedroom, across the hall, down the steps, through the foyer, down the back hall into the kitchen, to the refrigerator to grab the bottle of milk and ran over to the sink and literally bathed my eyeball in a milk bath.... until is stopped burning.
So great.. I have one eye that looks like I did crack cocaine for 10 years straight.. or the mother of all cases of a bloody case of pink eye.
Pretty!!, pretty gross..
Ok, Barbara.. compose yourself.. you are still going to get your hair done and make the most of the day.
So I arrive at the salon.. repeating to myself to stay composed, do not let the things in my life totally F up my getaway.. and yep you guessed it..
As I walked into the salon, I was greeted with a perky... "Oh hi Barb, how is your husband doing.. "
Fast forward please.. I do not want to recant this emotional breakdown... but my stylist was wonderful, calming, and my hair actually looked great... she used a new color line called Organics..and I was thrilled with how I looked and felt....
So get in the car and off to the hospital...
and HERE IS HOW THE REST OF MY DAY WENT
So.. that is why I want a NEW LIFE... can you disagree with me..