So, I go and get my hair done.
Thinking I am looking pretty damn good...
Checking myself out in the store front window..
And I decide I am going to Kohl's to buy a new shirt..
You know, something to complement the color, the cut, an update to the season..
I find a great sweater from the Vera Wang line...
Standing in line to buy my great find (on sale, but then they are always having a sale).
Have my Kohl's cash in hand... and then the cashier asks me the question...
Are you a senior citizen.. that would qualify for our discount?
Uh what did you just say...
Do I LOOK like I am with this fantastic hair, bounce in my step, etc etc etc.
And then I asked my question..
How much would that discount be....
15%...
Oh yeah.. I am senior and take that damn 15% off.
Thank you....
For 15% discount, I'd say I was a senior citizen!!!
ReplyDeleteAmen, sister! 15%, heck yeah I'm a senior citizen rockin' my fabulous hair!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG, I laughed. We get senior tickets at the theatre. Well Tim does. I still resist. Want to see the new hair?
ReplyDeleteNever too proud to save some money! I bet you looked fantastic too =)
ReplyDeleteLOL...I want a 15% discount too and want to see the new doo!
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